Monday, March 27, 2006

The Bush Stamp

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

  1. The stamp is in perfect order.
  2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
  3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
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